Why I vote Democrat

If you only read what you want to read, only see what you want to see,
and only hear what you want to hear, you will only know what you want to
know.




1. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

2. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days
to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
voters.

3. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies' profits of 6%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or
more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in
THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of Caribou, now
would we?

5. I'm voting Democrat because: when we immediately pull out of Iraq , I
believe the bad guys won't follow us home. I trust that the bad guys
will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

6. I'm voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.

8. I'm voting Democrat because: I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don't
have to hide from us over there, and they come over here, I don't want
to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

10. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be
allowed for pol itical speeches, and any mention of GOD should not leave
the Church door .

11. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the employees.

12. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that I don't want Doctors who
were at the top of their class to operate on me. I want a government
employee who makes $50k a year and finished in the bottom 2% of his class.

13. I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius and turn off my
air conditioning.

14. I'm voting Democrat because: I REALLY believe there is no bias in
the media.

AND I'm All for CHANGE!!!